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Amazon Top Free 100

1/30/2017

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Check out this screenshot, folks! Thanks to everyone who downloaded their free copy during the promotional giveaway, Clingstone made its way to number #64 on Amazon's Top Free 100 in historical romance! Woohoo!​
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Free Book Promotion, Final Offer

1/23/2017

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I've had Clingstone enrolled in KDP select for nearly a year now, but it’s time to branch out a little and publish on additional sites like Barnes and Noble nook. That being said, I wanted to utilize KDP’s free book promotion one last time before my enrollment expires, and so I’ll be offering the ebook edition of Clingstone free for five consecutive days: Wednesday January 25-Sunday January 29, 2017. So save those dates and jump on Amazon to get your free copy!
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RITA Books Received!

1/20/2017

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I received my UPS box full of books for the RITA contest judging!  It looked like a bear sat on it, but all the books inside were A-Okay. I'm really excited to get started! Contest rules states I can't reveal which books I've received, nor the ratings I give them, but I can say that I received six books in total, and I've already read one. The deadline to have all scoring completed is March 7th, but I hope to complete my packet of books well before then. Thanks to my last several posts, I have a solid plan as how to judge each book. The tenth of a percentage point scoring will require a more systematic approach, and so I've decided on using Post-it flags to mark any pages that really stand out, whether positive or negative. For example, a beautifully constructed sentence would receive a flag, and then I'll take into account the number of flagged pages when adjusting the tenth of a decimal point scores. The invention of Post-it flags was made for organizational weirdos like me...
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RWA PAN Membership

1/16/2017

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Look who achieved PAN (Published Authors Network) status with the Romance Writers of America! My name was listed in the January 2017 edition of the Romance Writers Report. In elementary school, I always hated having a last name that started with “Z” because I almost always got placed in the back of the classroom. That surname is finally paying off now! Instead of getting lost in those three columns of PAN members’ names, there’s little ole me tacked on right there at the end and oh-so easily spotted. Huzzah!
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The Ratings Game, Part VIII

1/9/2017

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Well, people, I hope you’ve shielded your eyes and hidden your babies as forewarned. Below 4.0, or very poor, is our final RITA rating, and one which should take no time at all in describing.

Simply put, this is a book that has nothing to recommend it, not even the occasional awkward laugh for its sheer ridiculousness, as in the previous rating. There is no entertainment to be found in a book that earns a rating of below 4.0. It is stunningly bad.

Stunningly. Bad.

And that’s all I have. I’ve never come across such an awful book, not in all my years of voracious reading. And let’s hope I never will!

That wraps up my blog’s RITA ratings breakdown! The contest judging starts this month; best of luck to all the entrants!​
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The Ratings Game, Part VII

1/2/2017

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The RITA judging guidelines describe a 4.0 book as “poor.” I hope no one entering the RITA contest earns such a pitiable rating, since one has to wonder how such an inferior book got published in the first place. Was it self-published on a whim without a fleeting thought toward copy-editing? Was it an unscrupulous vanity publisher taking advantage of someone with a dream but little actual talent? I can honestly say I’ve never read such a horror of a book, but I imagine someone out there has, and I can also imagine how such a book would unfold.

Many years ago, a friend of mine rented a dvd for us to watch titled “Angel”—the description looked interesting as it took place in the 19th century and the heroine was a scrappy little authoress trying to put her stamp on the world. Anyway, I was stunned by how truly awful the movie was! What proceeded to unfold was a nearly unwatchable atrocity that was part Lifetime movie and part soap opera, with some added sprinklings of gothic novel and pretentious art film thrown in for a few good eye-rolls. People went mad and killed themselves for no particular reason. Fortunes were won and lost in ludicrous scenarios. Spouses pined and were tormented by unrequited love and driven mad (the very delectable Michael Fassbender, in what I can only assume was his first role). Worst of all, the woman that we, as the audience, was supposedly rooting for was the snottiest little thing imaginable!

She turned up her nose at the most well-intentioned advice. She wasn’t scrappy but out-and-out aggressive, even when people were being nice to her. In fact, her character can be perfectly summed up by the bizarre conversation she had with her potential publisher very early on in the movie. He asked who her favorite authors were, and she rudely intoned something like, “I don’t read other authors. I don’t want my mind muddied with words that aren’t my own.” Ha! That’s like a doctor saying, “I didn’t study human anatomy. I didn’t want my mind muddied with pesky facts and learning.”

Now, I can only imagine if that godawful movie heroine was a real person and she wrote a book and I was forced to read it, that I would quickly find myself reading a shockingly poor 4.0 book. Such a book would contain undeveloped writing skills. It would be riddled with misspelled words and incorrect grammar usage, and not simply as a style choice, but because she arrogantly assumes her way is correct, and the rest of the world is wrong. The plot would be silly, the characters wholly unappealing. I might finish the thing, but only to determine if such a literary anomaly would collapse upon itself after reading the last page, like a blackhole miserably consuming itself.

The only virtue such a book can offer? It can be valued for its sheer ridiculousness, if nothing else. My friend and I laughed uproariously while watching that stupid movie that clocked in at a whopping 134 minutes! Excruciating. Sometimes truly awful attempts at art can be unintentional sources of entertainment.

Next week we'll touch on our final RITA rating: Below 4.0, or very poor. Egads, people! Shield your eyes and hide your babies!

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December Winner Announced!

1/1/2017

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The winners of the December ebook giveaway are Carmen Leath and Lori McGill! Congratulations, Carmen and Lori!
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The monthly book giveaways will resume mid-2017, but I’m going to go in a different direction for the first few months of 2017. Intrigued? Further information can be found on my website’s FAQs page!
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